Tuesday, December 06, 2005
my head hurts.
Current mood: drunk
ugh. my head hurts. i need to chill out. you hear me? lemme chill.
Friday, December 02, 2005
we drank the biggest bottle of yeager they had to offer. we were rockstars. we were drunk. we went to the resort. we continued to drink until we saw stars. we danced with the stars. we got it on with all the beautiful women. four hours later we called it a night. i woke up on the floor of my kitchen.
Tuesday, November 29, 2005
i was in the shower and i was like wow. i make alot of mistakes. no big deal as long as i learn from my mistakes. and i was like whoa. the more mistakes i make the more i’ll learn. thats a nice concept. but im not convinced its flawless.
on another note. people need to look fresh. get fresh.
Thursday, November 24, 2005
bugs in my shoes
alright. i love this weather. my fingers and hands are all dried up and what not. i get to where multiple layers. woo. my parents are 1100 miles away while i spend thanksgiving otherwise alone. friends are great. i realized animals are super high mantainence. buttt… music is really good. um. being alone for a week isnt so bad.
i wish the leaves were falling. that would be real nice. a nice coat of snow would also be great. buuuttt its florida and those little things no longer exist. being 19 is a pretty random age. you get no additional responsibilities, no one takes you seriously, everyone expects you to be an adult, etc., its great.
Tuesday, November 22, 2005
alright so today i started off feeling restless. and than it grew. so im gonna just type: FUCK
Monday, November 21, 2005
right said fred. too sexy.
bunch of guys get drunk, strip off thier clothes and sing “im too sexy” infront of a bar for karioke night. i happened to be apart of the choas. it was cool. after i somehow order forty dollars worth of sushi, the night was not over. oh no. time to down the rest of a bottle, and top it off with some blunt tokeage. my world was udderly unrecognizeable. i was watching as people in their drunkeness attempted to disassemble my jeep. removing the doors, and the top , and whatever else against my drunk wishes. eh. to say the least i dont know how i made it home that night
By Every Time I Die
Release date: 23 August, 2005
Friday, November 04, 2005
Pre-game, GAMED, post-gamed, POST post-gamed. WOW
alright. so wednesday night. dude. i love sushi. like i love women. not as much but you get the idea. so here it is.
Mailbu, gingerale, poolside conversations, karioke, sushi bar (BUT NO SUSHI!), smashed people singing wonderfully, long island ice tea, key lime shots, greatful deads, etc etc, yum yum people putting chop sticks where they dont belong, hooting, hollaring, laughing, smiling, drunk sake drinkers, order PAPA JOHNS at a resturant and eat it. realize wow im tanked, but far from done. say goodnight to the ladies.
hit up a bar. i know that dude.AMBERBOCK, irish car bombs, Yeager Bombs, yum yum, tasty pussies, more beer, pool sharks, watching ugly chicks get really really pretty, beligerent behavior, chicken wings, juke box, high fives, talking to townies, hitting on their girl friends, watching them get real mad, watching us not care, watching it escalate, keeping my mouth shut, watching my friends run thier mouth, WELCOME TO PALM BEACH MOTHER FUCKER, run. get into the car. watch ten grown men chase after us and karate chop our car. we want revenge. go back. they fled. watch anger build and hands fly through giant glass windows. multiple glass windows. bleeding. bad idea. run back to the car. drive home.
post-post-gamed. finished off the malibu. dont remeber how i got to bed.woke up. WOWOWOWOWOWOWOW