Thursday, December 15, 2005
FUNNY SHITITTITITITITI
first. last night was tpp out of control. one of the kids i was with ended up going into someone elses house. heres how it went down.
this kid gets wayyy wasted (there are 3 kids in this story, kid 1, kid 2, and kid 3). like… way wasted. kid 1 is driving around with kid 2 and 3. kid 1 stopped the car for some reason. got out. kid 2 is passed out. kid 3 is barely conscious and krunked. kid 1 realized they werent where they thought they were. kid 1 gets back in. realizes the 3rd kid is missing. they are too messed up to do anything about it. next morning kid 3 calls them. this is what i collected from the story i was told:
apparently he thought he was dropped off at his house. he proceded to go inside some random house. somewhere in the midst of it all he lost all clothing minus a shoe and his under garments. he recollected vaguely that people were asking him alot of questions before police arrested him as he was in their bathroom washing his hands.
he spent the rest of the morning sobering up in the back of the police car. no charges were pressed.
how fuckin funny is that. and the more details you know they funnier.
i need to slow down.
William Dare 